"Now I’ve seen everything"
…said the mountainous loaf of a security guard at Eroticist Films’ party last night at Hidden Secrets. He was watching Velocity Chyaldd smear herself with […]
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Bryn Pryor and Kylie Ireland: dressing for success
I asked Corruption director Bryn Pryor (whom I feel should win a Best Director award this Saturday despite my unease with the movie he directed) […]
Sophie Dee likes her hair like she likes her men
Sophie used to be blonde, and I didn’t recognize her at first because her eyes were closed, then she opened them, and someone behind me […]
Justine Joli: Multitasker
Stuck downstairs in the Business-2-Business Ghetto at the AVN Expo, I found Justine Joli. “Come with me,” she said. “I need to smoke.” “You’re smoking […]
Heather Vuur is a good sport
The delightful Heather Vuur, Ninnworx spokesfemme and star of Sacred Sin, poses with my cell phone in front of her sad-eyed poster.
Here’s that Jayden Jaymes
This is the sort of person who makes me drop food out of my mouth. Why didn’t I notice her before? I must have been […]
Joanna Angel caters to my audience
“I know what you do on your site,” she said ruefully.
This man trod on Tina Tyler
Like you, I feel that what Lexington Steele has to say is important. Unfortunately, this camera person more or less shoved wee Tina Tyler aside […]
Chances are Memphis Monroe doesn’t care what’s on this guy’s business card
(But God Bless Her for pretending.)
Jesse Jane uses a Mac in the pit of Hell
There were little pockets of Macintoshes throughout CES and the overlapping AVN show, including favorite little pocket Jesse Jane.
Smoking Mary Jane: just because
I met pinup/girl about town/cannabis enthusiast “Smokin’” Mary Jane Green while we were doing the commentary for the upcoming Vivid-steve movie Man’s Ruin. She was […]
Nurse Mika Tan – just because
That story about Roy Karch sent me to these pictures of Mika Tan from the set of Night Shift Nurses – Escort Service. Mika Tan […]
Still life with Santa, toilet
Kimberly Kane sent these pictures along of a recent Christmas party to which I was not invited. “If we didn’t invite Jesus, why would we […]
Meet Veronique Vega
I would describe last week’s Tightfit party as “old tymey”. It hearkened back to an era in which porn personalities acted like porn personalities and […]
The Inner Pig
So the innocent young man who has been delivering mail to my office for the past 18 months yesterday asked: “So what do you do […]
Send It Down
When I get together with the brotherhood of pornbloggeurs in our chalet atop Mt. Gapey, the debate often rages over which is more effective: a […]
Lexi Bardot, Satine Phoenix on KSEX
Lexi Bardot and Satine Phoenix, just like the headline hints, will be appearing on KSEX Radio this Friday from 5 p.m. to 7 p.m. PST […]
Tyler Faith: "Just like the glitter on her nose."
Other than the Newman’s Own Dressing Reservoir, a few of the cafeterias at Yale, and fuckin’ Foxwoods, dude, America knows there is no real reason […]
Michelle Aston will eat your girlfriend like fried chicken
I’ve been having a long conversation with Michelle Aston, whom I met at Atwater Village’s Bigfoot Lodge. At first we talked about the Human Genome […]
Lorelei Lee and Adrianna Nicole – just because
Now that I have passed through the Gilroy filter and am an adopted Son of San Francisco (none of that is true), I have become […]