“Club Jenna CEO Jay Grdina is enthusiastic about the soon-to-be-released, all-new title from his company, Jenna Loves Diamonds. The movie stars, of course, the biggest adult performer of all time, Jenna Jameson.”
It seems trifling to point out that this is not a new movie. It was filmed in 2002. I wouldn’t mention this if its press release didn’t say that it was a new movie. If it were a new movie, Tito Ortiz would probably be wondering why Jenna Jamesont was on film having sex with her ex husband, Justing Sterling.
Club Jenna has released and will continue to release several Jameson movies posthumous to her career as a performer but, probably respecting her wish to distance herself from the porn world, the movie’s website spells both her and her then-husband’s name incorrectly.
I thought I knew what “no flaws” and “all new” meant, but I guess I don’t. It seems to me that the shrewd effort to mine Jameson’s stockpile would carry with it a commitment to quality control. Unless – now bear with me – no effort was made because porn fans are stupid.
That said, it is nice to see Jenna back in “I like porn” mode. A review will follow shortly.
Previously: Jenna Jameson and the future of the porn superstar; Back(draft) to Flashpoint
See also: ClubJenna, Jenna Loves Diamonds
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It’s not just that one image, Grams. Those very spelling errors are in the credits of Jenna Loves Justin Again, which obviously, from its title, has some other non-orthographic inaccuracies to answer for.