Jesse Jane to ask them to dance, dance with them slow

Jesse Jane will be dancing at Erv’s BYO Gentlemen’s Club on Airport Rd. in Allentown, PA June 8 and 9. The Digital Playground star and Miss Iron, Coke, Chromium, Steel 2004-2006 will be performing two shows nightly.

“All the promises your teachers gave?” Jane did not say, “If you work hard? If you behave? Well, we’re gonna cash it in tonight! I bet you’re hung like your graduation on the wall.”

Erv’s is famous in the Airport Rd. area for its G-String Grille, featuring the Buffalo Chicken Blast, a concoction of Buffalo Chicken and Pepper Jack cheese with bleu cheese dressing and hot sauce, lettuce, tomato, and onion.

“You’ll blast in your pants!” no one connected with the venue said.

Jane’s Pirates co-star Carmen Luvana danced at Erv’s last month to an excited crowd.”It’s hard to keep a good man down,” she did not note, despite the fact that all the coal had been taken from the ground.

Previously: No party for Kami; “Keep your socks on, Alektra!
See also: Erv’s, Digital Playground, The Nylon Curtain

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