Kira Eggers: Healthier than Lindsey Lohan, and Danish

In general, the word Jutland doesn’t sound dirty, but it can be if you associate it with the right person. Kira Eggers is from that peninsula (another suddenly dirty word) and she has just relaunched her website, which features hundreds of pictures of Ms. Eggers frolicking though the fjords, eating lutefisk, playing in an Abba cover band, haunting a hospital, and plenty of other things I just made up based on an incomplete knowledge of Scandinavia.

But you’ll at least agree that she is built in such a way that poor Yorick would grow flesh again.

Eggers describes her breasts as “deliciously big”.

Previously: All About Anna; Her fair judgment; Visit her face too roughly
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  1. grams, you are a lazy journalist. you could do all the research on denmark you need to just by driving a couple of hours north to solvang. or you could just go to danelink.com. stop disrespecting my people – p. weasels

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