Nudes you may have missed
Over the centuries I have tried to find just the right way to compile the miscellaneous porn pictures I photograph myself, receive, or post elsewhere. […]
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As you can see, Shayla LaVeaux’s undercarriage is ready for business.
Lily Carter – just because
Girls-only performers are the porn equivalents of “I love you as a friend”; it makes me want to make Lily Carter a mix tape.
Alexis Texas – just because
Did you know that Alexis Texas is actually from Texas? Not like that bitch Gretchen New Hampshire. That cheap skank is from New Hampshire. Anyway, […]
Oral fixations at Erotica LA
You know, I just find it odd that they’re both eating lollipops. Does it help them to concentrate? Also, doesn’t the woman on the right […]
Nicole Ray just is
It’s the web, right? So I want to do something other than say things like “Nicole Ray is hot” or “Nicole Ray is from the […]
Krissy Leigh prioritizes
I first met Krissy Leigh on the set of Adam & Eve’s The 8th Day, where her ability to fall out of her clothes was […]
Ange Venus auditions for Michael Clayton
“I am Shiva the God of Death,” Ange Venus did not say at the Pirates 2 premiere. See the full Pirates 2: Stagnetti’s Revenge gallery […]
Palate-cleansing with Ava Rose
Oddly enough, some people complained that the last post was too amphibious, so here is a picture of the delightful and terrestrial Ava Rose (or […]
Site emerges from toilet, patriotically
Whatever else you might think of GramPonante.com, apparently it is no longer down (though problems remain). Absent any actual news, I leave you with a […]
Adrianna Nicole is her own massage table
Is she a Barbapapa? Previously: The Whore Within Me, Without YouSee also: Hustler
I hope her name is Fiona
…otherwise it could be awkward. Luckily she’s facing us, but if she just looks to the right…Oh man. I don’t want to be there when […]
Adrianna Nicole and Annette Schwarz – just because
There was no reason for them to be standing in that parking lot, and yet there was every reason. I asked the first thing that […]
Aiden Starr: coffee and condoms
“I always, always use condoms when having sex with civilians,” she said.
No wonder Sasha Grey can’t find her car
It’s because she has no place to put the remote. Unless… Previously: Sasha Grey’s moviesSee also: Elegant Angel
Hollie Stevens dodges a bullet
…not only that, but it appears the couch was saved as well. Regardless, Nika doesn’t seem to mind. Previously: Clown porn at Comic Con; Night […]
Aiden And Michelle’s Christmas Miracle
I don’t know what story this picture is supposed to tell us about Aiden Starr and Michelle Aston. Is there labor unrest in the toy […]
Happy Birthday Jesus and Joanna Angel
This is what Christmas looks like in Porn Valley, USA (God bless us, everyone). See the full gallery here. Previously: Stuffing? I’m Stayin’!See also: Burning […]
Aiden Starr in my office with a Starbuck’s Egg Nog Latte on her ass
My AA sponsor says that I should be more concrete about things, and I chafe at this, you know, as an artist, but I console […]
Joanna Angel in Topless at the Lavanderia
I needed to wash some shirts. “I can make sure your shirts get really clean,” Joanna Angel said. “Why does everything you say sound so […]