Joanna Angel: a vase or two faces?
Somewhere north of her nipples and south of her neck, Joanna Angel noted, the swans turned to fish in the sunlight. Previously: All the Best […]
because
Jenny Hendrix’ breasts to hibernate
Jenny Hendrix, seen here mixing a beverage, is eight days away from getting new breasts. “They’re getting a little bigger,” she confirmed. We tried to […]
Joanna Angel: All the Best Cowboys Play Guitar Hero
I took a bunch of pictures of Joanna Angel at her place in the Valley the other day. It was actually cold out, so she […]
Meet Maria Ozawa
Because I am gaijin I know very little about Japanese AV (adult video) models. This is unfortunate, because we all share an interest in tentacles. […]
Eva Angelina – for no reason at all
Eva Angelina is a guest on Playboy Radio (until 7 PST), but I thought I would show you the one picture in existence of a […]
Richelle Ryan is Pussy Party’s forgotten heroine
No one forgot Richelle, of course, but where else can you see a headline like that? Where? I am the finest crafter of headlines in […]
Sabrina the gang-banged witch
Here is my pal Sabrina Deep, who sends this Halloween photo from England. I asked how last month’s gang bang went. “It had more participants […]
Gram’s Kaption Kontest
I know when and where and why this picture was taken, but you should just make something up anyway. Captions utilizing the word “cocaine” are […]
Aiden Starr and Caroline Pierce – just because
I went to Rodney Moore’s Vampires party the other night and, in a corner behind the bar, encountered Aiden Starr and Caroline Pierce. The balloon […]
Lystra is cage candy
One comes across an image like this and is incapable of thinking, “Did David Aaron Clark have a fire sale?” Previously: Gia Paloma’s fan letterSee […]
Nom de Porn du jour: Adrenalynne
Not since Strokahontas and Suckable has a porn name caught my attention like that of Adrenalynne. It seems like it is a new breed of […]
Roxy Panther’s Sugarloaf
That’s right: you never would have expected to see those three words together. But they fit, goddamn you. It was an overcast day overlooking Copacabana […]
Dana Vespoli from 2004 – just because
I am not the gadabout your cards, letters, and offers of timeshares suggest. I am still prone to say “Who is that?” about someone who […]
Mika Tan, wearing some kind of jerky – just because
Mika Tan is currently off on a journey from which I hope she returns safe and sound. But earlier this year Otto Bauer got her […]
Do They Know It’s Christmas?
With a name like Third World Media, savvy porn consumers would expect only the best in Sub-Saharan Africa and Nigerian Internet Scam ladies, but in […]
Adrianna Nicole, Lorelei Lee, and Dana DeArmond in Naughty Flipside
This is neither a movie about asses nor about Filipinas, but instead a superbly-cast throwback to the type of movie Jim Holliday would make without […]
Audrey Bitoni: Comin’ At Ya!
The moments I like best in porn movies are usually the transitions. A lot of directors will endeavor to edit them out but when, every […]
Whither Texas Presley?
As summer approaches, many porn companies are releasing reissues or compilations. That’s how Texas Presley showed up in my mailbox. She was great. In just […]
Gram’s NicheAlertTM: TeenMILFs
When we were younger, any nudity was exciting. National Geographic topless pygmies, Museum of Science childbirth exhibits, and homeless people rutting in the alley behind […]
Working up the enthusiasm with Gabriela Banks
This is a tough business. It is tough because it is often tedious, even as those who don’t get porn for free and who don’t […]