No one forgot Richelle, of course, but where else can you see a headline like that? Where? I am the finest crafter of headlines in this whole frigging –
Oh. The Sacramento Bee ran that one?
God Damn It.
Previously: Pussy Party via The Ass
See also: Cousin Stevie
My dad used to have a Sacramento Bee headline framed on his desk when he was a stateworker; it read “Man Shot in South Area”.
And I remember seeing one when I worked there that said “Investors sucked into Vacuum”.
Good old Bee.