Whither Texas Presley?

As summer approaches, many porn companies are releasing reissues or compilations. That’s how Texas Presley showed up in my mailbox. She was great. In just a few scenes shot from 2005 through (I think) 2006, she established herself as a cross between a steveporn girl, a fetish model, a brassy, busty vixen, and James K. Polk, our 11th President.

(In that their last names began with P.)

Texas soon dropped the Presley and, it is said, began flaking on shoots and raising her rates, thus pricing herself out of being hired. Perhaps she didn’t really want it that much. Perhaps she moved down the street from me and changed her name to Lucyk Aramian.

Either way, it’s nice to see her again and, if her disposition turns out to have been Option 2, maybe I will see her at the Little Armenia Street Fair.

Previously: Craving Big Cocks: Not Canadian; Blade: Extravaganza tasted like sugarcane; Report: Bitches evil

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