Mature 20, ancient shark 0

Random pictures appear in my Inbox, and these two arrived simultaneously.

It makes me think that nothing is random. That a little thought can provide the connections between all things.

Flashpoint Pictures’ Mature 20, starring Brandee on the beach, might have something to do with the surfacing of this “fossil” frilled shark, rarely seen alive due to its preference for very deep water.

I am not sure if the “20” in this movie’s title refers to the number in the series or if Brandee is “a mature 20”, meaning she has her 401k and health plan in order.

Either way, the shark died. The staff and affiliates of Gram Ponante Towers, Aviary, Border Checkpoint, Haberdashery, and ATV Speedway send their heartfelt condolences to its family.

Previously: Tyler Faith: Jaws shark “not a fag”; You yell “Shark”
See also: Rare shark captured on film (cnn)

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1 Comment

  1. This is Brandee… yes, it is true, the ‘Mature 20’ and maybe I should take it personally, but I think that’s funny!

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