In a display of strength and iron will, Nina Hartley will masturbate on camera for three hours tomorrow afternoon. What’s more, she will be doing this in Calabasas, Spanish for “pumpkins.”
Hartley will launch Gamelink’s Pornstar Masturbation Marathon Wednesday, May 21, from 5 to 8 PST. May is, more than any other month apparently, National Masturbation Month. A portion of the proceeds from the event will be donated to San Francisco’s Center for Sex and Culture (CSC) to continue their work promoting masturbation as safe sex.
“National Masturbation Month,” you might say. “I don’t know if I can masturbate more than I already do.”
Stop whining. Are you against our troops?
The powerful Masturbation Lobby has a lot of competition to raise awareness. May is also Asian/Pacific American Heritage Month, Mental Health Month, Allergy/Asthma Awareness Month, National Good Car Keeping Month, National Strawberry Month, National Chocolate Custard Month, Foot Health Month, National Physical Fitness and Sports Month, National High Blood Pressure Month, (and, flying in the face of the previous one) National Hamburger Month, Arthritis Month, Better Sleep Month, Correct Posture Month, National Salad Month, Older Americans Month, National Barbecue Month, National Bike Month, National Mine Month, National Egg Month, National Artisan Gelato Month, National Asparagus Month (this month’s upper-level directive is “Stop Talking about Urine”), National Macaroon Day, National Salad Month, National Salsa Month, and National Share A Story month (this month’s upper-level directive is “Start Talking about Urine”).
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Previously: Nina Hartley’s Guide to Female Ejaculation; Nina and Kylie’s perfect Orgy; your mileage may vary
See also: Nina Hartley Masturbates Live!, (Image stolen from) John Berggruen Gallery
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