The problem with Northern California is not that there isn’t porn happening there, it’s just that the porn has so much baggage. You really have to think about it. Here in Porn Valley, I can indulge my Buddha nature by not thinking at all about the politics of the person blowing me.
Beloved pornstress Julia Ann seeks to bring a little of our Valley north this evening as she hosts the release party for her movie Julia Ann: Hardcore at San Jose’s Studio 8 night club. It is the second party of her promo tour for this movie.
You know the evening is going to be swanky because the press release says it twice. Another word that always convinces people otherwise is “classy”.
Tonight’s event will feature go-go dancers, Wicked Pictures product giveaways, and Julia Ann herself. And probably some wine. Those people tend to like wine.
Previously: Julia Ann to host fete wearing those beads
See also: Wicked Pictures, Julia Ann
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