In 2007, Wicked released a tenth anniversary edition of its 1998 movie “Flashpoint.” Calling it “Flashpoint X,” the extra year was for smokiness.

AVN, an adult trade publication, was quick to call the yet-to-be-made movie “Ultimately Strokable.”

“I doubt everyone,” says trophy wife/drug moll Stormy. It’s because she hasn’t yet learned to love herself.

When you see Julia Ann’s lush (but headless) frame on the cover of “jessica drake’s Guide to Female Masturbation,” it won’t be female masturbation you’re thinking about. I mean Damn. If she looks this good with half a head, think about how she’ll look with the whole thing.

“Don’t take your cues from porn,” says Lexi Belle as she rests her high heels on his back

Suspend your disbelief for a moment and try to imagine a world in which prostitutes can be unethical

You’d think that, facing extinction, humanity wouldn’t bother with condoms.

The beautiful Brit Paige Ashley and London studio JoyBear team up to challenge the overwhelming evidence that female sex columnists are lousy at sex.

Sex educators/futurists jessica drake and Leonard Cohen predict alternate entries

“Yeah, that’s a lot of sperm getting on me,” notes drake. “That’s why I take off the blue dress.”

“Vanilla Sky” meets “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” in the vagina of Inari Vachs

“You’re more exciting than his hands, I hope,” says Bobbi Starr

This may be the most vivid allegory of the porn industry by a parody yet; a movie about prostitution interpreted by people who have sex for money but who do not consider themselves prostitutes.

The couples in this movie are very attractive, as is their genuine positive regard for each other. That said, the “not based on actual events” disclaimer at the end is disquieting: does this mean real couples can’t be drenched in love?