Humb Day with Lupe Fuentes
Not since Leo Tolstoy’s “Anal Creampie Karenina” has a great work of literature become porn shorthand as quickly as Vladimir Nabokov’s “Lolita” has.
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Unsung Starlet: Miss You, Amber Rayne
Beng a porn star was only part of who Amber Rayne was, but let’s not forget that, either.
The Slutty Six: AVN And XBiz Agree On Six Significant Spermfests
The Golden Globes and Oscars of Porn agree on six films.
Chauntelle Tibbals Studies That
Gram talks with Chauntelle Tibbals, Ph.D., about her new ebook, “You Study What?”
“Flashpoint X”: Back(draft) to the Future
In 2007, Wicked released a tenth anniversary edition of its 1998 movie “Flashpoint.” Calling it “Flashpoint X,” the extra year was for smokiness.
Vivid pursues Chinese wife-swappers
AVN, an adult trade publication, was quick to call the yet-to-be-made movie “Ultimately Strokable.”
Octomom masturbates to the inevitable
Will she even make Screech-level money?
Stormy’s “Blow” also refers to cocaine
“I doubt everyone,” says trophy wife/drug moll Stormy. It’s because she hasn’t yet learned to love herself.
Lily Labeau masturbates so you won’t have to
When you see Julia Ann’s lush (but headless) frame on the cover of “jessica drake’s Guide to Female Masturbation,” it won’t be female masturbation you’re thinking about. I mean Damn. If she looks this good with half a head, think about how she’ll look with the whole thing.
The 2011 Ropey Volley Awards: Movies of the Year
Each year I recognize the people, movies, and events that made a difference to me in the porn world. These are the 2011 Ropey Volley Awards for Movies of the Year.
You Can Leave Your Heels On: “How To Be A Better Lover”
“Don’t take your cues from porn,” says Lexi Belle as she rests her high heels on his back
Stormy Daniels: Hookers can be duplicitous [review]
Suspend your disbelief for a moment and try to imagine a world in which prostitutes can be unethical
Do “Mommies Gone Bad” include women who’ve never given birth?
I would be happy to impregnate Lisa Ann for a modest fee so that her next MILF movie is an honest one.
My God, It’s Full of Starrs: “Horizon”
You’d think that, facing extinction, humanity wouldn’t bother with condoms.
“Chloe’s Column”: Not a movie about transvestites like I first thought
The beautiful Brit Paige Ashley and London studio JoyBear team up to challenge the overwhelming evidence that female sex columnists are lousy at sex.
I have no sympathy for you, Brad Armstrong
Brad Armstrong learns the value of fucking women his own age by enjoying the living shit out fucking women half his age. This is what anthropologists call a Fake Brag.
The Load Ahead: jessica drake on fellatio futures
Sex educators/futurists jessica drake and Leonard Cohen predict alternate entries
Down the Rabbit Hole with jessica drake
“Yeah, that’s a lot of sperm getting on me,” notes drake. “That’s why I take off the blue dress.”
Today in Porn Swag: Late-nite double-anal
“Why would I need this squirt gun, travel-size toilet paper, latex glove, and promotional toast?”
Inari Vachs: The “Harder” They Fall (“They” meaning “Loads”)
“Vanilla Sky” meets “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” in the vagina of Inari Vachs