LoveLA is the latest adult consumer novelty/sensuality expo to be unveiled in a crowded novelty/sensuality expo market. The debut event will be held January 27 at Boulevard 3 in Hollywood.
But before you decide this is just another attempt to cash in on an existing market by doing something slightly different, fret not! It has a twist.
“We have created an event for anyone and everyone interested in expanding their sexual horizons in a fun, dignified, and beautiful environment,” the show’s website says, appealing to both the anyone and everyone demographics who can balance fun with dignity and beauty. I believe that reduces attendees to the Lakota Sioux.
“LOVE LA will present the finest products, retail outlets, seminars, and performances ever assembled in one place,” the website continues in a tone that makes the event sound like the World’s Fair, “without the in-your-face sexuality common at other adult events,” thus laying the smackdown on trade shows where people have sex right in front of you, demanding you look at them, forcing their frank sexuality on you and your loved ones.
I applaud anything that makes sexuality more muted and opaque. I hope there’s an option for people to pay their money and immediately leave without looking at anything.
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Grams, once again you make someone’s noble effort to cash in on something seem so mercenary.