If you remember Steve Guttenberg from Can’t Stop the Music, you know that DJs need all the help they can get.
That is why Brittany Starr’s single, “I Wanna Fuck the DJ” will at the very least get airplay.
Starr is of that group of porn stars who I think would be comfortable in professional wrestling; there is something very 1987 about her.
Not only porn performers, but also mainstream stars have little success with music. So it is a pleasant surprise to hear Starr’s single with its Animotion vibe and clean beats.
That is right. I just wrote “clean beats.”
I could totally hear this song playing in a club whilst tripping my face off and me and my friends dancing on the prostrate forms of people who couldn’t make it out in time before the fire started.
Starr will play the song on her appearance on Howard Stern’s show tomorrow. I like her much better than Moby.
Previously: Diver Down; Pearl Necklace
See also: Sex Kitten Music
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