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Justin Timberlake’s “Tunnel Vision” does a disservice to nudity

July 7, 2013 Gram the Man 5

Nudity can’t fix everything, Justin Timberlake

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“Los Feliz” is like a Thomas Guide to the soul

September 22, 2012 Gram the Man 1

Whether you’re new to Los Angeles or have lived here for years, Fogelfoot’s “Los Feliz” will help you find your way.

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Porn music: It’s not just Bom Chicka Wow Wow anymore

April 28, 2011 Gram the Man 4

For every “Not the Flintstones XXX,” there’s a movie that doesn’t insult your intelligence.

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Bobbi Blows My Mouth-Axe

July 12, 2010 Gram the Man 4

Two-time Superslut Bobbi Starr performs whatever it is that comes between fellatio and irrumatio on my B-flat Marching Baritone Horn.

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Best of 2009 – Bobbi Starr’s classy ‘boe job

December 28, 2009 Gram the Man 3

“When people found out I played the oboe, they would ask me to play it while sitting on some girl’s face and giving a blowjob,”

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Ashlynn Brooke and Tommy Gunn deliver poignant anti-alcohol message

July 24, 2008 Gram the Man 0

By the 10-minute mark in most AVN award shows, the heady thrill that accompanies the 2-hour wait for the show to start has dwindled considerably. […]

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We do whatever we can: the Circle Jerks and Circa ’82

July 11, 2008 Gram the Man 0

Getting previously-released music into a movie – even a porn movie – is tough, but Circa ’82 director Dave Naz had an in. “Keith (Morris) […]

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Kristina Rose, just like you imagined

May 19, 2008 Gram the Man 0

In the porn/metal interview DVD Radium 2, Kristina Rose (as well as Camryn Kiss, Dana DeArmond, and Devon) are asked what their favorite metal music […]

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Sources: Brittany Starr will probably fuck the DJ

October 3, 2007 Gram the Man 0

If you remember Steve Guttenberg from Can’t Stop the Music, you know that DJs need all the help they can get. That is why Brittany […]

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