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“D3viance”: The 3 is for syllables

October 26, 2012 Gram the Man 0

We’re watching masters at work, and they need room to spread out.

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“Buffy XXX” is a Hershey Highway to the Hellmouth

June 10, 2012 Gram the Man 0

I feel like every 18-year-old pornstress cast in a parody of some 80’s sitcom she’s never seen. No, not my champagne glass doughball breasts and my vagina that smells like watermelon bubblegum: a blank slate.

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“Shut Up And Fuck” is the most fun you can have with your mouth closed

October 21, 2011 Gram the Man 0

“I don’t want you to be a porn girl,” Bobbi Starr says to Sparky SinClaire. “I want you to be a real girl.”

Two Decades of this Ridiculousness

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