I spoke with performer/director China Barbie, who Tuesday was sued by Mattel lawyers in U.S. District Court in Manhattan. The manufacturer of the blonde, blue-eyed doll Barbie claims the performer made a “bad faith attempt to profit from Mattel’s Barbie trademarks.” The New York-based model, who is part African-American and part Chinese-American, says “I am [...]
Classic sex tourism for the weekend
In that he ceased publishing his sex-tourist blog last November, the Londoner traveling abroad known as Morally Diminished has a site full of quaint depravity. It is like reading “Heart of Darkness” except with Thai hookers, katooeys, and other strangers instead of the Congo. Read more after the gap. Spent all day smoking fat jays [...]
Striking while the iron is hot
“I was really broke, and I wanted to do something I could at 23 that I couldn’t do if I was really broke at 43,” said Jenny, a first-time model for Richard Kern. Jenny is not aware that someone will always be there to buy nude pictures, no matter what age one is. Throughout this [...]
Asian hookers treat David Aaron Clark most shabbily
David Aaron Clark’s Legend of the Oriental Luv Motel! is a riveting look at one man’s realistic expectations of prostitutes. As Gram Ponante Towers, Aviary, Helipad, Salmon Hatchery, Kibbutz, and Centrifuge are in Koreatown, now I know what to look for. Read the review here. Previously: Pornhounds; Dreaming of SnowSee also: David Aaron Clark
Legend of the Oriental Luv Motel!
Studio: Madness PicturesDirector: David Aaron ClarkCast: Mae Yung, Lucy Lee, Sin Nye Lang, Kylie Ray Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot “All Oriental women are odalisks,” David Aaron Clark quotes Flaubert in the opening of his “Legend of the Oriental Luv Motel”. Odalisk is a Turkish word, referring to the girls that weren’t [...]
Do They Know It’s Christmas?
With a name like Third World Media, savvy porn consumers would expect only the best in Sub-Saharan Africa and Nigerian Internet Scam ladies, but in fact the company shoots on location just about everywhere other than Africa, including Japan, Thailand, and Brazil. My favorite of their DVD titles is Exit Ass Enter Mouth. It’s like [...]
The Haunting of Hill Feet
This picture of Lana Croft in Red Light District’s Obscene Behavior 2 reminds me of the scene in Shirley Jackson’s “The Haunting of Hill House” in which (lesbians) Eleanor and (come on, they’re so lesbians) Theodora clutch each other in a dark room against some unseen creepy thing outside, only to realize when the lights [...]
This week’s Lick My Love Pump award
You remember in This Is Spinal Tap when Nigel Tufnel played several bars of a moving piano ballad in “the saddest of all keys” and then announced that the song was called “Lick My Love Pump”? You will agree that this picture is lovely, gauzy as it is and off-center. The title, which I’ve obscured, [...]
The Sexy, Annexy Lyla Lei
Did you know the City Of Rancho Cordova, CA, established 2003, is hoping to annex some unincorporated Sacramento County land? And did you further know that Lyla Lei is dancing near there this Monday at Gold Club Centerfolds? Sometimes it boggles the mind how much a part of history we are. “Gold Club” invariably refers [...]
Mission Accomplished
Without meaning to be political on this Memorial Day, “Mission Accomplished” was the first thing I thought to use as a headline for Uber Ego’s Scaring Michiko, starring the appropriately scared Michiko Minx and the unnecessarily-named Scary. My sympathies lie with Michiko in this movie. One reason is because she is refreshingly free of stereotypes. [...]
New Porn Daily: Something is about to happen to Jazmine Leih
Maybe Jazmine Leih is a recent convert and she’s wearing her First Communion dress. It’s a wonderful time, once one has made that step. But something is wrong. Who is the dark and obscured figure behind her, jealous of her happiness? Could it be the Masons? How can she not be aware of this palpable [...]
Asia Carrera through the window
I never saw an Asia Carrera movie until I received the Asia Carrera 4-on-1 box set, but it is clear that she inspired people to make movies about her. In such circumstances, someone’s devotion might become somewhat loopy. For example, this is a scene in which Carrera has just learned she might have breast cancer. [...]
Ladyboy or Cenobite?
As you well know, Gram Ponante.com is legendary (even in Hell) for its top notch Cenobite/ladyboy coverage. Who would have thought these diverse but wholesome species could ever come together? Platinum Blue’s Ladyboys in Latex seamlessly bridges the gap between Thailand’s most famous export and the Lament Configuration, revealing that it is not hormones that [...]
Dreaming of Snow and Heidi Ho
David Aaron Clark’s Dreaming of Snow, a two-disc compilation of scenes he shot here and there from as far back as 2002, is an excellent way of getting acclimated to his particular style, which seems to bridge the gap between 70′s movie theatre porn from New York and San Francisco and today’s by-the-numbers gonzo fare. [...]
Dreaming of Snow
Studio: Ethnicity Films/MetroDirector: David Aaron ClarkCast: Annie Cruz, Brian Surewood, Cris Taliana, Heidi Ho, Kylie Rey, Mila Yung, Mr. Hentai, Mr. Marcus, Kammy, Sabrine Maui, Sledge Hammer, Sylvio Mata, Tami Lynn, Tyler Knight, Veronica Lynn Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot David Aaron Clark, who worked in New York for earlier incarnations of [...]
Philippine Teen
The interesting thing about Shag Manila’s Philippine Teen, aside from the feeling that the scenes were shot in Martin Sheen’s hotel room in Apocalypse Now, is the vague disinterest these amateurs show. They are not exactly sullen but also not exactly enthusiastic. I fear they might be prostitutes. They also don’t look like Shay J., [...]
The Bad Lieu Tenant
David Aaron Clark, the smartest guy in porn and chronicler of dirty girls from the Mysterious East, sends news of a ripoff at the hands of a starlet and her diminutive suitcase pimp. Jade Lieu (far left – she even stole my real name for her porn name) and her husband, the Mancunian Steven Leeds [...]


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