Team Hardcore on the move!
If you are aware of any group of booth girls who worked harder than the Max Hardcore Unit at this year’s AVN Expo, let me […]
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Buck Angel runs unopposed
Man-with-a-Pussy Buck (no relation to Joanna) Angel, or M-WAP as he is known to the US Army, won Transsexual Performer of the Year at this […]
Alexis Skye and conditioned thinking
I have met some very attractive transsexuals but, like renting the last several seasons of “24” just so I can catch up on it, I […]
2007 AVN wrap-up: "A fine spray of legitimacy"
The best movie didn’t win; it often doesn’t. But what made this AVN Awards better than in previous years was that the best movie didn’t […]
Sophia Santi’s golden arches
I interviewed Sophia Santi at last year’s convention and yesterday and, to my horror, saw that her eyebrows had not changed. In fact, I had […]
Why CES and AVN broke up
When the AVN Expo was a tiny little division of the Consumer Electronics Show, the adult area, as it should have been, was a curtained-off […]
From Kelly to Alana
Alana Evans told me the story about her Mustang today, in which Kelly Clarkson (or her manager) didn’t like the idea of a porn star […]
Virtual Hole lands boxcover contract
Maybe AVN Expo booths aren’t expensive compared with his and her luxury vehicles, but Asian sex toy manufacturer Virtual Hole should have shelled out a […]
Nautica Thorn is neither Mika Tan nor Mya Luanna
Signing at the Hustler booth under a Mya Luanna poster, Nautica Thorn, a woman in front of me said, seemed awfully animated for Mya Luanna. […]
"Now I’ve seen everything"
…said the mountainous loaf of a security guard at Eroticist Films’ party last night at Hidden Secrets. He was watching Velocity Chyaldd smear herself with […]
Bryn Pryor and Kylie Ireland: dressing for success
I asked Corruption director Bryn Pryor (whom I feel should win a Best Director award this Saturday despite my unease with the movie he directed) […]
Sophie Dee likes her hair like she likes her men
Sophie used to be blonde, and I didn’t recognize her at first because her eyes were closed, then she opened them, and someone behind me […]
Justine Joli: Multitasker
Stuck downstairs in the Business-2-Business Ghetto at the AVN Expo, I found Justine Joli. “Come with me,” she said. “I need to smoke.” “You’re smoking […]
Heather Vuur is a good sport
The delightful Heather Vuur, Ninnworx spokesfemme and star of Sacred Sin, poses with my cell phone in front of her sad-eyed poster.
Here’s that Jayden Jaymes
This is the sort of person who makes me drop food out of my mouth. Why didn’t I notice her before? I must have been […]
Joanna Angel caters to my audience
“I know what you do on your site,” she said ruefully.
This man trod on Tina Tyler
Like you, I feel that what Lexington Steele has to say is important. Unfortunately, this camera person more or less shoved wee Tina Tyler aside […]
Chances are Memphis Monroe doesn’t care what’s on this guy’s business card
(But God Bless Her for pretending.)
Jesse Jane uses a Mac in the pit of Hell
There were little pockets of Macintoshes throughout CES and the overlapping AVN show, including favorite little pocket Jesse Jane.
Fresh Off the Bus with Nautica Binx
This appeared in the February, 2003 issue of AVN Magazine. It is representative of the kind of glibness I’m embarrassed by now. AVN: Fresh Off […]