If you are aware of any group of booth girls who worked harder than the Max Hardcore Unit at this year’s AVN Expo, let me know.
Ange Venus spread her legs so far open for so many cameraphone-wielding fans that she was no longer ambulatory at the end of the convention.
“May I take your picture, Mr. Hardcore?” I asked.
“You’ll have to take it moving, Pardner,” Hardcore replied. “We’re on the move!“
“He’s the nicest guy in this business,” said Hardcore’s production manager.
Yeah, but I bet he doesn’t spoon.
Previously: Adult industry spared; When a vagina isn’t sexy
See also: Max Hardcore
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