Stagger Lee, A Rented Pig, And A Bucket of Blood
Her name is Sasha Grey, and the pig’s name was Apple.
directors
Gram’s New Book—Making “The Facts of Life XXX”
Did you know that it is the Director who dictates on what part of the pornstresses’ person the ropey volley is deposited? I felt like a slightly-less-disgusting Babe Ruth.
Ponante shocked, pleased with “Facts of Life XXX” Academy Award nominations
“When I heard Gabourey Sidibe announce my name at 6 this morning, I almost shat,” said Ponante
Andre Madness: The Last Man Working in Porn
This is a business like any other. It’s what people not working in porn don’t seem to understand about it.
Stoya: Deeper 11
Studio: Digital PlaygroundDirector: Robby D.Cast: Stoya, James Deen, Annette Schwarz, Tommy Gunn, Memphis Monroe, Hannah West Stoya has padding in all the right places, but […]
John Holmes shot Wadd on a Sunday
Classic porn company VCX will re-release one of John Holmes’ signature movies, 1971’s Johnny Wadd, in September. I reviewed the movie for an upcoming issue […]
Daikichi Amano: One Froggy Evening
or: Froggy Went a’ Courtin’ in Your Vagina Here in George W. Bush’s Judaeo-Christian America, we think of frogs as the stars of Number Two […]
Cancer benefit for Henri Pachard, veteran porn director
Donations to Henri Pachard’s Cancer Fund are now being accepted. And, for the next 30 days, every adult store order of Not the Bradys XXX […]
Matt Zane’s irons, immortal soul in the fire
“I think of it as a Resse’s Peanut Butter Cup of Porn,” said Matt Zane, the person to thank (or despise) if the recent wave […]
Kissy Kapri has a secret
In porn, the person with her legs crossed has moral authority over the person who doesn’t. Britney Stevens wonders why Kissy Kapri got the corner […]
Porn Screenwriting: Money Can Buy a Happy Ending
I wrote a porn screenwriting article for XBiz and it was published there a few months ago. Since then I got a complaint from a […]
Do not go gentle into that good Spunk’d
I spoke with Spunk’d: The Movie director Justin Kane at the recent XBiz Awards. As at the previous month’s AVN Awards, Kane didn’t win a […]
Spunk’d: The Movie – Ponante & Cachapero review
Studio: 6969 EntertainmentDirector: Justin KaneCast: Aurora Snow, Penny Flame, Hillary Scott, Lexi Belle, Eva Angelina, Vanessa Lane, Katie Morgan, Mikayla, Ginger Lea, Jada Fire, Kelli […]
I like to see a little more fat
Vivid Plus’ has released its heavier women epic Curvaceous. I went to the digital capture of this movie last August (I won’t say “taping,” I’d […]
In every Cum Fart Tsunami, a tacit confirmation
Anal scene accounting was a charge long-levied against former AVN editor Mike Ramone. Now, cooling tempers have set the stage for a tender rapprochement, with […]
Performer in a Non-Sex Role: One actor’s process
Of the thousands of awards AVN will be presenting at its annual honors January 12, none is so prestigious as its Performer in a Non-Sex […]
Gram Ponante announces Oscars of Porn
During a brief ceremony at the Lamplighter Restaurant this morning, the vaunted National Institutes of Pornographic And Pornotextual Arts changed the name of its annual […]
Brand New Faces exposes innocence, boobs
You know that the porn industry is built on the backs (and other parts) of the very young, but it was not always that way. […]
Porn channels Gary Numan or: Here in my Carmen Hart, I feel safest of all
This is what I’m not saying: I hate couple’s porn. What I am saying is that a lot of couples’ porn seems to scale back […]
Slam It in a Slut – from Its perspective
Because I am the last king of Scotland, I have an appreciation for the perspective of Gazzman, that country’s only porn director. Here are some […]