Hospital

Studio: Vivid-AltDirector: Benny ProfaneCast: Mandy Morbid, Zak Sabbath, Caroline Pierce, Benny Profane, Sochee Mala, Coco Velvett, Marie McCrae Mandy Morbid wakes up, pantsless, in a hospital to which she has been committed, she later learns, for her sexual deviance and drug addiction. But the lunatics are running the asylum and, though she would probably benefit…

Republicans get smart on alternative childbirth

I realized Friday’s post about faked miscarriages should be called Happy (False) Labor Day, but we all need to move on in light of this weekend’s odd news about that free-thinking Palin family of Alaska. Kudos to John McCain for so carefully vetting his choice of vice president. He deftly evoked historical V.P. choices like…

Hospital: Happy Labor Day

In Benny Profane’s splendid Hospital a couple (Zak Sabbath and Mandy Morbid) fake a miscarriage to scam Kimberly Kane out of 20 bucks. “You sure you don’t want a ride to the hospital?” Kane asks. “We don’t want to mess up your car,” Sabbath responds. They get the money and blow it on candy. I…

Mandy Morbid’s disappearing Hospital

Pictured are director Benny Profane and coverpatient Mandy Morbid at tonight’s release party for the movie Hospital, starring Morbid as the amnesiac and trepanning-happy Lucy. I look forward to seeing this movie (as I look forward to seeing all Vivid-steve movies) not only for the cast (which includes Caroline Pierce, Zak Sabbath, a Mexican enchantress…

A little more Sasha Grey never hurt anybody

More from the set of the as-yet-untitled Stagger Lee project by Benny Profane. Here is the Nick Cave song that inspired the film. Oddly enough, it will probably be dirtier than the movie: It was back in ’32 when times were hard He had a Colt .45 and a deck of cards Stagger Lee He…

Stagger Lee

It was back in ’32 when times were hardHe had a Colt .45 and a deck of cardsStagger Lee Benny Profane is not the first person to adapt a porn movie from a song title, but he has succeeded in finding an excellent piece of source material, the classic American song Stagger Lee. “I’m using…

“Barbed Wire Kiss”

Studio: VCA Director: Benny Profane (guest director: Yours Truly) Cast: Caroline Pierce, Veronica Jett, Zak Sabbath, Adrianna Nicole, Amber Rayne, Domenica Leoni, Benny Profane, Tee Real Benny Profane’s Barbed Wire Kiss is the only movie to intersperse points-of-view shots from the grave of an infant with images of therapeutic sex with Caroline Pierce. Profane is…

I am the world’s greatest porn director

Today, having never operated a video camera before or called the shots on an adult production, I directed my first porn scene. The purity of my vision and my lack of corruption by the forces of “Big Porn” allowed for my unchained intensity to shine through on a scene between Tee Real and the well-appointed…