And Veronica Jett, I thought the major was a lady suffragette. See? Just writing that out makes me hate Paul McCartney a little.
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Looking at Porn from Three Sides Now – The Best Porn Books of 2009
Three porn memoirs proved excellent reads this year and also blew a load of insight into a trio of the hundreds of possible porn careers: Pillow Queen Superstar, Esoteric Steveporn Stud, and Gonzo Director with a Dream.
Hospital
Studio: Vivid-AltDirector: Benny ProfaneCast: Mandy Morbid, Zak Sabbath, Caroline Pierce, Benny Profane, Sochee Mala, Coco Velvett, Marie McCrae Mandy Morbid wakes up, pantsless, in a hospital to which she has been committed, she later learns, for her sexual deviance and drug addiction. But the lunatics are running the asylum and, though she would probably benefit [...]
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Republicans get smart on alternative childbirth
I realized Friday’s post about faked miscarriages should be called Happy (False) Labor Day, but we all need to move on in light of this weekend’s odd news about that free-thinking Palin family of Alaska. Kudos to John McCain for so carefully vetting his choice of vice president. He deftly evoked historical V.P. choices like [...]
Hospital: Happy Labor Day
In Benny Profane’s splendid Hospital a couple (Zak Sabbath and Mandy Morbid) fake a miscarriage to scam Kimberly Kane out of 20 bucks. “You sure you don’t want a ride to the hospital?” Kane asks. “We don’t want to mess up your car,” Sabbath responds. They get the money and blow it on candy. I [...]
Mandy Morbid’s disappearing Hospital
Pictured are director Benny Profane and coverpatient Mandy Morbid at tonight’s release party for the movie Hospital, starring Morbid as the amnesiac and trepanning-happy Lucy. I look forward to seeing this movie (as I look forward to seeing all Vivid-steve movies) not only for the cast (which includes Caroline Pierce, Zak Sabbath, a Mexican enchantress [...]
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A little more Sasha Grey never hurt anybody
More from the set of the as-yet-untitled Stagger Lee project by Benny Profane. Here is the Nick Cave song that inspired the film. Oddly enough, it will probably be dirtier than the movie: It was back in ’32 when times were hard He had a Colt .45 and a deck of cards Stagger Lee He [...]
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Stagger Lee
It was back in ’32 when times were hardHe had a Colt .45 and a deck of cardsStagger Lee Benny Profane is not the first person to adapt a porn movie from a song title, but he has succeeded in finding an excellent piece of source material, the classic American song Stagger Lee. “I’m using [...]
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Benny Profane, Zak Sabbath, and Audacia Ray walk into a party at which a woman pops balloons by means of darts she shoots out of her pussy
These intriguing things transpired at a party hosted by Ron Royster.
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“Barbed Wire Kiss”
Studio: VCA Director: Benny Profane (guest director: Yours Truly) Cast: Caroline Pierce, Veronica Jett, Zak Sabbath, Adrianna Nicole, Amber Rayne, Domenica Leoni, Benny Profane, Tee Real Benny Profane’s Barbed Wire Kiss is the only movie to intersperse points-of-view shots from the grave of an infant with images of therapeutic sex with Caroline Pierce. Profane is [...]
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I am the world’s greatest porn director
Today, having never operated a video camera before or called the shots on an adult production, I directed my first porn scene. The purity of my vision and my lack of corruption by the forces of “Big Porn” allowed for my unchained intensity to shine through on a scene between Tee Real and the well-appointed [...]
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“Kill Girl Kill 3″: (Repo Man 2)
My favorite McKai quote goes something like, “It’s like getting all your friends and making a porn film.” I think that’s more important and impressive than whether or not porn is alt or alt is good.
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