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OSHA: Spanking Kayden Kross improves workplace morale

June 7, 2010 Gram the Man 6

Today’s porn fans will put up with a lot for their three minutes of satisfaction 40 times a day: but never try to tell them that it’s easy to get a job.

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On location at Mika Tan’s double penetration negotiations

April 1, 2009 Gram the Man 2

Mika Tan starred in the first porn movie I ever saw being filmed, which might have been the first porn movie I ever saw. And […]

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“Tru Lies”: Like the “Pina Colada Song,” but with no dunes

March 15, 2007 Gram the Man 0

I might be going out on a limb here, but at no time does sex really need to happen in this movie.

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