Call for submissions: Gram needs prostitutes
As you know, I write about prostitutes as often as I can and this MacArthur Foundation Genius Grant will allow. But I am sick of […]
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Contest: Guess the Foot
You will win nothing but my respect. I also have an old PS2 that I can’t seem to get rid of. Previously: Pussy Party 21 […]
Memphis Monroe debuts contest, new breasts
Former face (and other parts) of Hustler Memphis Monroe has had some work done and wants to show it to you personally. “I got new […]
Gram’s Kaption Kontest
I know when and where and why this picture was taken, but you should just make something up anyway. Captions utilizing the word “cocaine” are […]
Submitting your kink – whatever that is
New York’s Cine-Kink Festival takes pains (is that kinky?) to not box itself in (is that kinky?) by defining “Kink” in its request for submissions […]
Pussy Party 21 caption contest
Some early contenders: “See how much easier it is when there’s no head?” Pimlico veterinarians struggle to save Barbaro “Wherever that foul ball went, we’re […]
Free porn from Pink Visual – bat not included
Just as I can be assured of a free copy of The Watchtower when I answer the question “How would you characterize your relationship with […]
Sorry, but all you’ll get is the sword
Ninnworx and Woodman Entertainment are having a sales tournament for blessed artifacts from Pierre Woodman’s Xcalibur, which received Best Director and Best Movie honors at […]
Because I could not wait for MILFs…
Pity the MILF. While you were out boozing it up with all your buddies, getting up to God-knows-what, she was back at home raising your […]
Pure Vanilla suggests way to actually make money at AVN Expo
Pure Vanilla, producer of a rechargeable card that allows users to surf porn more or less anonymously, will be giving away $10k in cash to […]