Sorry, but all you’ll get is the sword

Ninnworx and Woodman Entertainment are having a sales tournament for blessed artifacts from Pierre Woodman’s Xcalibur, which received Best Director and Best Movie honors at this year’s Brussels Erotica awards. Ninnworx is distributing the title in North America.

43rdpresidentoftheunitedstates asks: Grams, where’s Brussels?
A: It is in Belgium, which is in Europe. Europe is famous for the 1986 hit “The Final Countdown“.

This is not one of those contests where you submit your name and hope for the best; this requires you to do something.

The distributor with the highest total of ‘Xcalibur’ units purchased will receive the helmet and sword worn by Charlie Stygger as ‘Arthur’, based on invoiced orders. The top ‘Xcalibur’ retail sales winner will receive the ‘Xcalibur’ sword, used by Lancelot, portrayed by Georges Reno. Each will be accompanied by a certificate inscribed with authenticity information, specially designed for the winner by Ninn Worx creative team.

The contest is limited to distributors and retailers with US addresses only. For complete contest rules, contact Tom Deniro at sales@ninnworx.com.

Xcalibur is but the first of a trilogy. I hope later installments don’t involve grail-based cum slurping, especially if I’m not paid for that awesome idea.

Previously: Hookers, Reality, Suicide; Cum Greed; Hotter than a Balrog
See also: Woodman Entertainment, Ninnworx, Utter the charm of making

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