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When to fingerbang Delilah Strong

August 28, 2008 Gram the Man 1

“You don’t have to ask her if you can fingerbang her,” says Princess Donna to a roomful of invited guests in a live show filmed […]

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Enter the Adrianaconda

May 29, 2008 Gram the Man 0

Adrianna Nicole wishes, in retrospect, that she’d chosen a different porn name, but at least she can try on a new one when she’s wrestling. […]

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Durex: For when you have to wear a condom

May 22, 2007 Gram the Man 0

As I travel the highways and byways of the land in my recreational vehicle, one thing I don’t discuss with other patrons of trucker bars, […]

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