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October 9, 2009 Gram the Man 1

The late director Jim Holliday narrated a 1988 compilation called “Only the Best of Breasts” that should make anyone fall in love with Desiree Cousteau […]

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Satan wears tube socks, is also not a mom

May 13, 2008 Gram the Man 0

Wow.You know my towering rage when women advertised as MILFs aren’t actually moms, so you can imagine the sadness and hurt I felt when Satan […]

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Mini-review: Sex Slaves of Satan

May 13, 2008 Gram the Man 0

Studio: VCXDirector: SatanCast: Desiree Cousteau, Dorothy Lemay, Serena, John Holmes, Joey Silvera, John Leslie, Jean Jennings, Tami Lee Curtis, Mary Ann Evans, Heather Ellis, Jamie […]

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