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Diamond Kitty Meets Boo Radley in “To Kill A Mockingbird XXX”

August 14, 2013 Gram the Man 2

Porn Valley is buzzing about its latest job-creating, money-making, creatively worthwhile, and altogether useful parody “To Kill A Mockingbird XXX,” starring Rob Black as Atticus, […]

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Anals of Medicine: “Butthole Barrio Bitches”

January 2, 2013 Gram the Man 0

You know how there’s no atheists in foxholes? That has nothing to do with barrio bitches and their buttholes.

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Stormy’s “Blow” also refers to cocaine

March 9, 2012 Gram the Man 0

“I doubt everyone,” says trophy wife/drug moll Stormy. It’s because she hasn’t yet learned to love herself.

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