Uncomfortably Close with Gram Ponante
  • About
  • Contact
  • FIP

Jenna presley

No Image

Jenna Presley Finds Jesus, Jesus-related Jewelry, in Post-porn Life

July 31, 2013 Gram the Man 0

Presley has joined a growing group of former porn stars who have become born-again Christians through the efforts of in-house porn reclamation teams at startup churches.

No Image

The further pimping of Kacey Jordan

February 16, 2011 Gram the Man 6

If you learned of the porn-star/hooker proclivities of the actor Charlie Sheen here, well, congratulations, because you have even less interest in celebrity sex gossip than I do.

No Image

“Malice in La La Land”: A Long Day’s Journey Down the Rabbit Hole

November 3, 2010 Gram the Man 4

“Malice” might well be Sasha Grey’s last big feature for a while, now that she’s all famous and stuff, so, if not for the chance to see a dwarf or actual nipples (courtesy of Jesse Capelli and Mackenzee Pierce) in Jumbo’s Clown Room, see it for Sasha.

No Image

“Vampire Sex Diaries”: Who knew they could write?

February 5, 2010 Gram the Man 0

Other than Count Chocula, today’s vampires tend to be fiercely attractive, homoerotic, or both. Moreover, because they can’t see their reflections, they are a post-mirror community supremely confident in their good looks.

No Image

2008 in Review: Books about Sex with Strings Attached

December 30, 2008 Gram the Man 0

No tampon or puppet-fucking jokes, please As you can tell from my lack of command of basic English grammar, I don’t read much. And when […]

The Voluptuous Feet of Ed Fox (and Jenna Presley)

March 11, 2008 Gram the Man 2

I have never before thought of feet as voluptuous, or that they could be. Now I will require it.

Two Decades of this Ridiculousness

Recently on Porn Valley Observed

  • FIP: They Just Fit Better
  • FIP: Coffee Meniscus
  • Gram’s Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The G-Spot Love Handle
  • Donald Trump: Apprentice Creep
  • Labor Day in Porn Valley, 2022

Porno-Americans

  • Gram the Man on “Sexually Broken” home: A Visit to InSex
  • Robert on Welcome Back Cytherea or: Patience is a squirtue
  • John on “Sexually Broken” home: A Visit to InSex
  • Kenny mitchell on Wife of jailed porn star tells Surewood’s story
  • eyesight on From the Grave, Hollie Stevens Demands You Watch “Clown Porn” Drunk

Gram in Great Literature

Copyright © 2026 | WordPress Theme by MH Themes