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September 30, 2009 Gram the Man 3

I wanted to let you know that the future of erotica arrived in my mailbox this morning, so any of you who wanted to be […]

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When condomless porn is illegal or: If You Like Pina Coladas

August 24, 2009 Gram the Man 4

Like in “The Godfather,” when Clemenza says to Michael that every five, ten years there needs to be a war to clean out the bad […]

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Does Caprica look like Zion to you?

April 20, 2009 Gram the Man 2

Having watched the pilot episode of “Caprica” (or, as we say at Gram Ponante Towers, Daggett Kennel, Viper Dock, and Resurrection Ship, “One Tree Galactica” […]

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