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Blowjobs: Thing with Balloons Confuses, Momentarily Engages AEE Attendees [video]

February 1, 2013 Gram the Man 3

Gram Ponante explains the balloon fetish like you’re some kind of idiot

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Whisky A Gang Bang with the Free Speech Coalition

September 3, 2010 Gram the Man 1

Evan Stone gets offstage and he sweats on some women; I am jealous because I am never as successful when sweating on women.

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Black and grey Friday in the porn world, Gawker Media

October 3, 2008 Gram the Man 0

The porn industry is contracting somewhat, and familiar faces at some companies are either leaving porn altogether or are moving to other companies to be […]

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Don’t go breaking my Covenant

July 21, 2008 Gram the Man 1

As America’s foremost critic of pornographic and pornotextual material (it even says so on my parking space), I am often asked, upon writing an unfavorable […]

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“Minivan Moms 7”: When both your vehicle and offspring are implied

June 10, 2008 Gram the Man 0

Sadly, the movie expects a lot of its audience, with none of its performers appearing in minivans or even making reference to their offspring.

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XRCO from the outside in

May 5, 2008 Gram the Man 1

I have been at the U.N. Conference on Porn, Sex Work, Erotica, and General Waywardness in Trieste this weekend so I did not have the […]

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Gram cut to the quick by pornographer

February 14, 2008 Gram the Man 6

I write a monthly He Said/She Said-style review column in XBiz with my ex common-law wife, Joanne Cachapero. We reviewed The Make Up in the […]

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