People say, “Grams, that Las Vegas porn convention must be oozing with sensuality. Are people just fucking out in the open? Do the fountains run with lube?” I am sorry to say that it is not like it used to be, when all of those things happened, when I would be greeted at Primm by [...]
Porn stars get iambic at Erotic Heritage Museum
Vanessa Blue and the Punany Poets will be hosting a low-key affair on Friday night that I believe will be a welcome alternative to the bass-thumping bouncer-greasing shenanigans going on a block away on the Strip, and will give fans the chance to actually meet porn stars. The Erotic Heritage Museum is celebrating the opening [...]
When tryptophan requires trip to can
Like you, I grew tired of my bloated aunts and uncles and high school friends after about three hours yesterday. So I looked around for a good family movie and, since Madagascar 2 and Quantum of Solace were sold out, I chose Slave 01 instead. “It must be this year’s The Color Purple,” I thought. [...]
Slave 01
Director: Mike Ramone Cast: Eric Swiss, Moxxie Maddron Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot At first, all we hear above the Blackness is the dragging of a chain, as if Marley’s Ghost has returned to the attic of the Cenobites. We are filled with unease. Master Eric wakes at 8 a.m. in his [...]
Moxxie Maddron’s labia swoop in where Craigslist fails
The very day that Craigslist announced it would begin clamping down on prostitution ads, the delightful and labially frank Moxxie Maddron declared that she would begin fucking fans. And because she is kind, she didn’t say it like I would: (“Fucking fans“). Starting now, Maddron will select one member of her website to film a [...]
Extreme Holly’s Extreme Perspective
I’d never heard of Extreme Holly until I started receiving DVD compilations of her website exploits from Pink Visual. Like Kelly Madison and Moxxie Maddron, Extreme Holly was a little bit more physically substantive than your average porn star, but she outdid the other two in a certain freakiness. Months after Holly left the adult [...]
Instigator redux: On the edge of a rainbow in the dark
Earlier in our lives together I told you about Moxxie Maddron and The Instigator, a movie that sounded a bit like the plot of a ZZ Top video. Well, I’ve finally seen the movie and I can tell you that parts are actually more like a Whitesnake video which, for my money (not that I [...]
The Instigator
Studio: AmericanXcessDirector: Chris KingCast: Moxxie Maddron, Nick Manning, Jessica Jaymes, Hillary Scott, Lindsey Meadows, Mark Davis, the song stylings of Lynam Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot Moxxie Maddron is not a drama queen and she doesn’t do things just to be outrageous. She is not like Holly Golightly or even “That Girl”, [...]
Moxxie Maddron is ZZ Top
In ZZ Top’s 1980′s renaissance (not that I was alive then, I’ve just seen archival footage), the band’s videos depicted the trio arriving in dusty towns like the Magi and performing simple acts of transformation on the inhabitants. “Why were there only one set of footprints, ZZ Top?” “Because we were carrying you.” Portland’s Moxxie [...]


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