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“Cumshot Surprises”: It is as if they are deliberately missing her vagina

December 6, 2011 Gram the Man 2

…And at no point does the wild spray of semen land anywhere near where conception can occur, even the extra-wide strike zone that is the Mind of God.

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Matt Zane’s irons, immortal soul in the fire

April 16, 2008 Gram the Man 0

“I think of it as a Resse’s Peanut Butter Cup of Porn,” said Matt Zane, the person to thank (or despise) if the recent wave […]

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“Kinky Sex” party or: Bring me the Ass of Lori Alexia

August 5, 2005 Gram the Man 0

I went to the Simon Wolf Kinky Sex party last night and I must tell you that the Rokbar kicks fucking ass. Excellent music and […]

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