Today in Porn Swag: Two Cups, “9 1/2 Weeks”
Useful promotional materials reflect well on the product.
Tyler Nixon
Another Flashing Chance At Bliss: “Prom Night Virgins” Ask “Will It Hurt?”
They have done everything but, and Prom Night represents that arbitrary time when they allow the Blessed Event to happen.
“Hairy Twatter” Is An Almost-Unforgivable Curse
Who’d think we’d ever find something in our lifetimes to make the “Roseanne” and “Flintstones” parodies look good?