I really can’t think of a better picture to exemplify today’s adult industry than this shot of a classy Florida dude in the back of a van showing us the assets of Meaghan Jones in a movie called Real Roadside Ho’s.
The only thing that would have made it better would be a couple of Red Bull cans rolling around the truck bed and half a package of Costco Fleet Enemas.
The closest Costco to Ft. Lauderdale is in neighboring Davie.
For those of you who don’t watch a lot of pornography, this picture is the equivalent to the limos high school students rent on their prom night, vomiting out of the moon roof the length of your town’s main street, screaming FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU.
The important thing to remember is that Jones looks happy.
Previously: A Small gallery of trucks used as coitus surfaces in Hustler videos
See also: New Porn Order
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