“Key West is a delightful place,” says JM Darling. “Part theme park, part time capsule. And Sovereign is just this very American girl. She just looked good there.”
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She was the first person I knew other than certain characters in “The Wire” who needed more than one cell phone
AHF vs. AIM: What does winning look like?
If it were a boxing match (and it is) the media savvy and attention-hungry AIDS Healthcare Foundation (AHF) would have won the round
Tanner Mayes Won’t Fight Nature
“I’ve been this way as long as I can remember,” Mayes says. “I used a Ken doll’s head to rub against my clit to get myself off. Is that sexy?”
Alexis Golden: For fuck’s sake
“I prefer to run the show. The majority of what I do in porn is all for me … I shoot my own content, manage my own site, produce my own movies and do all my own marketing.”
What the FCC? “K-Jugs”
When watching a Score movie I always feel like I’m viewing the sentient seas of the planet Solaris; eventually all that flesh takes on an identity of its own and I can no longer discern where one fold ends and another begins.
Could Jazella be the next De’Bella?
Jazella Moore, pornstress wife of the small-town Florida city manager who was fired when her occupation was discovered, will be in Los Angeles from August 4th to the 11th for booking. Since she is not only the sole breadwinner of the family but also the object of so much media scrutiny, I hope the blonde [...]
UN Secretary General: Hairy and Slutty beats Unconvincing Femdom every time
My needs are simple, yet look how exorbitantly Vixen Vogel accommodates them in “Brazen And Unshaven.” Not only that, but after writing about porn for several years, my expectations are also low. Hence the deep satisfaction I felt about “Slut Wife Training 4,” despite the fact that I am fairly certain these wives were filthy [...]
Voting open for NightMoves Awards, with autumn closing in
So close to the Porn Valley mentality is the city of Tampa that a street bearing its name runs straight through Northridge. That is why I pay close attention to both the local and national winners of Tampa’s NightMoves Awards, which in October celebrates its 17th anniversary. Started as a show that honored local adult [...]
Florida man fills his eyes with that double vision, lucite heel
Strippers have spirit; I fear them but I also admire them. Michael Ireland is suing the club Cheetahs in West Palm Beach, alleging that he has permanent double vision as a result of being “suddenly and without warning” kicked in the face by a stripper. Three things come to mind: 1. Would Ireland have sued [...]
Star Trix: The Forgotten "Star Trek" porn parody
Studio: MuffiaDirector: uncreditedCast: Jack Lawrence, Jayden Jaymes, Ryder Skye, Taylor Starr Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot Hustler’s marketing muscle and the presence of Sasha Grey can propel any movie, such as its “Star Trek” parody, to astounding 3,000-unit sales, but what about the efforts of smaller companies that want to cash in [...]
Amy Fisher: MILF over Miami
Exxotica Miami, which in the past three years has grown to be the East Coast’s biggest adult consumer show, next month features Amy Fisher hosting “The Search for South Florida’s Hottest MILF.” And the contest is on Mother’s Day, May 10. I know of no other way for Dade County’s moms to show their devotion [...]
Crack Whore Confessions now available from Samuel French
A while ago I watched the movie Crack Whore Confessions 3 and I have been haunted, I tell you, by the imagery. Scroll down to see how you can win my copy of the movie. If David Mamet, Harold Pinter, and Monty Python had collaborated on a porn script it could not have been better [...]
"Crack Whore Confessions": Heeeeeeere’s Edie!
Usually I forget porn I watch moments after I watch it, unless it is very bad, very good, or very different. The “Crack Whore Confessions” series has stayed in my head for almost 24 hours. “Crack Whore Confessions 3″ features a porn performer the likes of whom I have never seen: a combination of Little [...]
Today in Blowjobs: Porn is not an assisted living facility
It is well-documented that older people have sex. Even in the Bible, the Virgin Mary’s cousin Elizabeth conceived a child in her old age (Luke 1:36). And who can forget horrifying images of Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones? But this is why I no longer read the Bible or watch Romancing the Stone; senile sexuality [...]
Robyn Foxx: Pirates stole my nipples
Miss Nude North America 2007 & 2008 Robyn Foxx will appear at this weekend’s Gasparilla Pirate Fest in Tampa, that city’s answer to Mardi Gras, with floats, debauchery, and the continued absence of Anne Rice. Named for 18th century coastal pirate Jose Gaspar, the annual celebration has grown from its humble, landbound 1904 origins to [...]
A-List Features promises a porn star in every lap
You would not be surprised to learn that the Porn Valley performers who grace your hot wings-and-melon body spray-scented gentlemen’s clubs in Woonsocket, Bogue Chitto, and Big Piney are all booked via feature dancing agencies, and that strip club “featuring” is a great revenue stream for porn performers who don’t have to share that money [...]
Jenny Hendrix: The Porn Actor’s Nightmare
“When I was in high school I’d always have that dream where I was naked in front of people,” Jenny Hendrix said. I had to make sure of something. “But was it a nightmare?” I said. “Yes, it was totally a nightmare,” she said. I caught up with the 105-lb. Hendrix easily, because she had [...]
If trannies wrestled
I watched two movies this week that, like peanut butter and chocolate, would have gone great together. The groundbreaking Tranny/Sissy/Dominatrix epic Gia Darling Will Kick Your Ass depicts a series of situations that probably occur more often than you’d think, and the latest porn/wrestling mashup Not Rated Pro Wrestling perhaps happened one time too many, [...]
Say hello to my big friends or: Scoreface
Like you, I was once 12 and can see the appeal of huge boobs, especially on someone as pleasant-seeming as Devin Taylor, who throws them this way and that in flesh-loving publication Score’s Devin Does South Beach. Taylor often looks like Flower Tucci’s agreeable, heavier sister. Also like you, I haven’t seen South Beach since [...]


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