Robyn Foxx: Pirates stole my nipples

Miss Nude North America 2007 & 2008 Robyn Foxx will appear at this weekend’s Gasparilla Pirate Fest in Tampa, that city’s answer to Mardi Gras, with floats, debauchery, and the continued absence of Anne Rice.

Named for 18th century coastal pirate Jose Gaspar, the annual celebration has grown from its humble, landbound 1904 origins to include a regatta with thousands of boats. Foxx will be joining gadfly and Tampa native Tony Batman in the Shady Bastards Krewe portion of the parade.

Aside from the fact that it’s in Florida, this looks like a really fun event.

Foxx’s publicity photo at first seemed to present the performer as the World’s first nipple-free biped. But she has nipples. Oh yes: she has nipples.

Foxx will also be dancing at neighboring Clearwater’s Oasis Club, just 6.3 miles from the nearest Church of Scientology.


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Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Jenny Hendrix – the porn actor’s nightmare; Say hello to my big friends or – Scoreface
See also: Robyn Foxx, Tony Batman, Gasparilla Pirate Fest, Shady Bastards, Club Oasis

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