When Ryan Keely can’t crack a book, she’s reading Gram Ponante

Just like a one-wing dove, Penthouse Pet Ryan Keely looks hauntingly familiar.

“Now hold on a second,” I said when she walked into the Adult Entertainment Expo. “Is your hair different?”

“I decided to make a commitment to bigger boobs,” she said.

I swear to G-d I was not looking at her boobs, but I did marvel at today’s pants technology that allowed just enough ass cleavage to show without the rest of Keely’s smart pantsuit bottoms to fall down. Had Hillary Clinton worn her pantsuit as well as Keely, who knows who’d be President now?

If you think Penthouse models are aloof and porn-averse due to their girls-only nature, think again: Keely is well-versed in Porn Valley history, having once trod these roads in another form. But now she lives in New York, hence the dapper ensemble and good posture.

Here is a shot of Keely and Samantha Ryan from Elegant Angel’s “Girl Play.”

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Once oin this island – my “This Ain’t Gilligan’s Island XXX” journal
See also: Ryan Keely