Eat the Niche or: 100 ways to mine a vagina
“Sometimes the most extreme thing is what is actually exciting,” he said, “because people get burned out on the rest.”
Month: May 2005
Pitch Black: The Chronicles of Fair-to-MiddlingDick
As you are doubtless aware, mine is the only interracial hardcoreblog site on the Internet, with ethnic-on-ethnic sex so fierce that even Mexican President Vicente […]
Doc Johnson releases Hellraiser line of marital aids
Indulge the Leviathan in your pants by purchasing Doc Johnson’s new Enspiral Vibrating Love Glove, sure to bring a little bit of the underworld to […]
Porn admits it has failed, goes back to racketeering, check fraud
Axel Braun, who once got his hands insured by Lloyd’s of London so he could continue teaching the world how to make women squirt, has […]
Porn admits it has failed, goes back to racketeering, check fraud
Axel Braun, who once got his hands insured by Lloyd’s of London so he could continue teaching the world how to make women squirt, has […]
Dildopolis Is Crying
Phallix Glass, makers of fine glass dildos and bongs that can be used as dildos, has lost its publicist, Dusty. She was very good at […]
AVN Bewitched, Roberts Named CEO
I don’t know what the new title entails, as if the old one meant anything, but here is a prophetic line from the late, great […]