Phallix Glass, makers of fine glass dildos and bongs that can be used as dildos, has lost its publicist, Dusty. She was very good at what she did, even if functional erotic art sells itself. The merry three-foot-tall dildo artisans, fed entirely on quartz and magical polycarbonates, will continue, but they will be sad. Expect tear-shaped anal beads in the near future.
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