Pitch Black: The Chronicles of Fair-to-MiddlingDick

As you are doubtless aware, mine is the only interracial hardcore
blog site on the Internet, with ethnic-on-ethnic sex so fierce that even Mexican President Vicente Fox reads it, crying “Perfidia!” and daubing his forehead with a silk towel, according to custom.

With this United Colors of Jizploitation assault on your senses, it is surprising to me that the so-called white people even copulate anymore.

Cracka.

Anyway, the talented Shane Diesel continues to bring people
together even as he apparently tears their vulvae apart with
Digital Sin’s Stretched Out Snatches #2.

The woman in the picture is not Jami Gertz but Savannah Stern.

“Digital Sin has the best chicks, best dicks and the best directors,” said the press release, blearily eyeing an empty bottle of MD 20/20 and its father’s service revolver in the top drawer. I would assume the other press releases get mad when they hear such claims.

I asked the press release of Digital Playground’s Jack’s Playground #22 if it shouldn’t better go home now that Digital Sin has the market cornered in choice dicks and chicks, and it replied, “AVN, the authoritative voice of the industry, says Jack’s Playground is, “One of the most original series in years thanks to fast-paced editing, solid videography, humor, hotties and great sex – an almost unheard of combination. Robby D. is quickly establishing himself as a director to be reckoned with.”

Stretched Out Snatches #2 is in fine stores now. You’d think that the “#2” installment of any series would be the anal one, but what do I know? If I knew anything about porn I wouldn’t be writing about it.

Shane Diesel is getting a lot of props lately; one rarely sees the male talent anywhere on the boxcover. Can it be long before he, too, shares screen time with Dame Judi Dench?

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