Greetings from Miami
For our people, going to Miami is the next best thing to Next Year in Jerusalem. Here’s Joanna Angel outside the Exxxotica Miami trade show, […]
Month: March 2007
All Tomorrow’s Parties: Eva Angelina, Mia Rose, and Jenna Presley edition
It is hard to believe that Eva Angelina, in our hearts and minds for so long, is just 22. But that’s what it says here. […]
‘Chasey Reloaded’ or: She’s back, and I’m pretty sure she’s self-medicating
Chasey doesn’t seem to be the star of her own movie
MILF, ass definitions continue to evolve
I have been traveling the highways and byways of Porn Valley this week asking people just what they think a MILF is. I have yet […]
Al Goldstein: Excellent campaign website for a homeless guy
Screw magazine founder Al Goldstein has announced his candidacy for President in 2008. Currently, he is both the only Jew and the only pornographer running. […]
A brief and non-hysterical history of the .XXX domain
If everyone from (many) conservative Christian groups to (many) Internet pornographers oppose creating a domain extension specifically for porn, though for (many) different reasons, and […]
XRCO Night at Forbidden City
The X-Rated Critics’ Organization Awards will be held at Forbidden City on the corner of Hollywood and Vine on Thursday, April 5. Doors open at […]
Something is about to happen to Lorelei Lee
In Slave Labor Productions’ Trouble x 2, a title which at first sounds like an Olsen Twins’ vehicle, the delicious Lorelei Lee and Bella are […]
Trouble x 2
Studio: Slave Labor ProductionsDirector: Paige WhiteCast: Lorelei Lee, Bella, Paige White, Hunter Rhodes I used to watch a lot of BDSM videos as part of […]
To walk like Gwen Diamond
Here’s Gwen Diamond from the set of Black Dicks in White Chicks #14, also starring Sophie Dee and Adrianna Nicole. Right off, the question “What […]
The Bi Apple
Studio: Adam & EveDirector: Audacia RayCast: Simone Valentino, Mariah Ritani, Tyler Marciano, Tasty Trixie, Tucker Lee, Antonio Rodickuez, ReVay, Josh Simone is a lithe, lovely, […]
San Franciscans to go to Hell
If you’re going to San Francisco, make sure to wear a thornbush in your hair. Mondo Porno Res-Erection, a sacrilegious Good Friday porn-a-thon, takes place […]
Lessons in quitting while ahead
This image is the sexiest one in the entirety of the Kim Kardashian video, and it occurs about 30 seconds in. The dust is still […]
Paige Turner reminds me of Daisy Buchanan
Paige Turner (get it?) stars in BadAss Pictures’ Virgin Patrol 3. Virgin Patrols, as you know, are a provision of the USA PATRIOT Act and […]
Nicki Hunter benefit at PSK Tuesday
Nicki Hunter, one cool chick (or two if you count the other spellings of her name) will be the star of a benefit in her […]
Pabst Blue Ribbon Night with the Steveporn kids
After taking a few days off, I returned to my exhaustive and fetishistically complete schedule of porn party coverage with the Eastside Story release event […]
Kim Kardashian, Superstar featuring Hip Hop Star Ray J
Studio: VividDirector: Ray J.Cast: Kim Kardashian, Ray J. Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot The only reason I watched this movie was because […]
Adult industry to {sic} itself on bad grammar
Bill Mullet, publicist for Iphigenia Squirtz, calls it “A FULLON ASSAUTL.” Vapid Pictures marketing manager Voom is preparing for “an exxxxtra dose of significant shit.” […]
San Francisco sex workers seek to unionize
An affiliation of “erotic service providers” (“an Erotic Service Provider is anyone who is compensated for his or her erotic services or compensated for their […]
Lori Lust: Girl wrangler
Like you, sometimes I get tired. Recently I became tired of Lori Lust press releases because they strained my credulity (as you know, I pack […]