Like you, sometimes I get tired. Recently I became tired of Lori Lust press releases because they strained my credulity (as you know, I pack a size 38 credulity).
But now it is time to write about Lori Lust again. Not only does she have a new porn rental house in lovely Northridge, but she also suddenly has a modeling agency. What is it called? The Lori Lust Agency!
And her recent acquisitions are people written about with wonder and mystery on this very site.
First there’s the intriguingly-named and fantastically-constructed Skigh Phoxxx, last known to be Digital Playground’s Shay J.‘s girlfriend.
Then there’s Ange Venus, the woman who spread so far for fans at the AVN convention that she had to be conveyed by wheelchair back to her and Max Hardcore’s suite.
Congratulations Lori Lust! Everything about you is interesting!
Previously: Lori Lust conquers media, inbox; Valentine’s Day Lust
See also: Become a Lori Lust “Diva Modlel”
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