If you’re going to San Francisco, make sure to wear a thornbush in your hair.
Mondo Porno Res-Erection, a sacrilegious Good Friday porn-a-thon, takes place at Folsom Street’s Cat Club between 8 p.m. and 3 a.m. April 6, hosted by Provocateur Editrix Abby, Dragstrip, and Paradox Media.
The evening begins with a screening of Repenetrator, the Burning Angel alt-porn “classic” starring Joanna Angel and featuring a properly un-Christian resurrection plot.
In The Temple of the Rock, the live music line-up includes The Tongues, Charm School Dropouts, Lick and MC Meathook. In between each band will be a bit of babalonian burlesque, featuring The Indra and LA’s Devastatia Fox and Sparkle Diamond.
And from the stage between performers, Brother Fudgie Frottage and Editrix Abby Superior will be slingin’ the FREE PORN while it lasts, plus additional giveaways from Good Vibrations, Adam & Eve, Fantasy Glide, Madame S. and Divine Interventions. Mix, mingle and pick up some salacious swag. Sidle up to the saucy dancers and spend some of your hard earned cash.
Meanwhile, in the Dance Den of Iniquity, DJ Damon (1984 / Bondage a-Go-Go ) will spin sacriligeous sex rock and dance romance. Upstairs in Marauding Mary Magdalene’s Lap Dance Lounge the Ladies of Chez Badunkadunk will be available for dances as DJ Simone of D.I.E. spins makeout music for the sacred whores.
Doesn’t this sound fun? Wouldn’t you like to live at a place called Chez Badonkadonk?
It’s unfortunate that all this blasphemy is ultimately displeasing to Our Lord, because people seem to be working very hard on it. I try to tell them it’s difficult to dance while tormented for eternity in a lake of fire, but when someone is blowing you it’s almost impossible for them to hear your righteous words.
Previously: San Francisco sex workers seek to unionize; “What kind of jobs are we talking about here?”; Lorelei Lee and Adriana Nicole just because; The way things are going, they’re going to crucify VB
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