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The Devil In Tanner Mayes

April 8, 2010 Gram the Man 4

I spent a pleasant afternoon with a naked Tanner Mayes, her tiny dog, and Satan. Mayes made the biggest impression.

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Noname Jane: The cross and the pentagram

June 16, 2009 Gram the Man 4

It was a pleasure seeing Noname Jane at Erotica L.A. this weekend. I didn’t notice at the time that she was wearing a pentagram, but […]

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Equal time for false prophets

November 13, 2008 Gram the Man 2

I get a lot of mail from religious zealots who (and I can tell this from looking at my site statistics) spend a great deal […]

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Mistress Genevieve, without the Palm Pilot

October 27, 2008 Gram the Man 0

Close personal friend Hollie Stevens just kept not showing up at Saturday’s Girls & Corpses Halloween party. She was supposed to arrive with Stanton LaVey, […]

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Satan wears tube socks, is also not a mom

May 13, 2008 Gram the Man 0

Wow.You know my towering rage when women advertised as MILFs aren’t actually moms, so you can imagine the sadness and hurt I felt when Satan […]

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San Franciscans to go to Hell

March 26, 2007 Gram the Man 0

If you’re going to San Francisco, make sure to wear a thornbush in your hair. Mondo Porno Res-Erection, a sacrilegious Good Friday porn-a-thon, takes place […]

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Images of heaven (that take me to Hell)

February 15, 2007 Gram the Man 0

As you know, the devil and me don’t get along. Still, in a story reminiscent of Kim Kardashian being shocked that porn is going on […]

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