Nikki Jayne is the newest Vivid girl, joining the ranks of all the other household name Vivid girls. She is tall and full-figured and hails from Manchester, England (beyond the Atlantic Sea).
Jayne was discovered by the crew from Porn Week and brought to America for a few days last September, during which she shot scenes with Bobbi Starr and was courted by several companies, including Digital Playground. But a Nikki Jayne and a Jesse Jane in the same roster would be too much for fans to handle, as evidenced by the confusion that erupted when both Sophia Santi and Carlos Santana were contract girls there.
It takes moxie, gumption, chutzpah, great boobs, and thighs that could crack a fire hydrant to be a successful contract performer, and Jayne has all of these (although in England fire hydrants are called hooded ficuses).
Jayne’s first movie will be shot at the end of the month by the intense and sensitive director B. Skow. It is unclear at press time if Vivid plans to follow up its branding of Vivid Rims with the fielding of an English football team.
Previously: Postcard from Porn Week; Untitled Briana Banks project; I like to see a little more fat; Meggan Mallone: Head on her shoulders; Vivid’s imprint-o-rama; Monique Alexander: “May God have mercy on my soul”
See also: Vivid, Porn Week
So can we expect Vivid brand tire irons in the future?
You mean Manchester, England, England? Gram, you’re a genius genius.
Yes: In fact, this is the dawning of the age of the Vivid Tire Iron