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Bad Taste: Three tales of how the porn industry creates its own problems
“The consumer could be the biggest loser” almost made me shit myself.
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“Vampire Sex Diaries”: Who knew they could write?
Other than Count Chocula, today’s vampires tend to be fiercely attractive, homoerotic, or both. Moreover, because they can’t see their reflections, they are a post-mirror community supremely confident in their good looks.
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Brandon Iron: The Last Man Working in Porn
Every day in porn is a good day. My face has been between Amy Ried’s butt cheeks.
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Gonzo girls protest 747 "ghetto"
As first reported on this site, the new 747 area code overlay for Porn Valley will take effect in May, and the issue of who gets to keep their sacred 818 numbers has torn the Porno-American community asunder. According to the California Public Utilities Commission, only Porn Valley contract performers, company owners, and directors who [...]
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Same time last year: Hos by any other name Edition
Normally I don’t like the words “Ho” or “Bitch,” but if it is the choice between saying something distasteful or passing up even a bad pun, well, cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt. Here are some choice bits from this week in the four-year existence of this website. Lexington Steele crunches squatters – January 17, 2005 [...]
The Wicked – Condom-only horror
Studio: WickedDirector: Michael RavenCast: Kaylani Lei, Stormy Daniels, Mikayla Mendez, Annabelle Lee, Jenny Hendrix, Roxy Deville, Scarlett Fay, Sophia Santi, Tori Black, Aaron Wilcoxxx, Barrett Blade, Barry Scott, Derrick Pierce, Evan Stone, Johnny Castle, Rocco Reed, Voodoo Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot A couple fucks in a day-for-night desert as Wicked’s vampire [...]
Site update tackles nudity, porn, porn nudity
I was stuck in an airport recently with nothing but a dial-up connection and a flimsy bathrobe (don’t ask), and updated the following areas of GramPonante.com, which have been dormant for so long you probably ceased to hope they would be restored: Galleries: Just about everything I’ve taken a picture of in the past year [...]
Nikki Jayne makes Mancunian sound dirty
Nikki Jayne is the newest Vivid girl, joining the ranks of all the other household name Vivid girls. She is tall and full-figured and hails from Manchester, England (beyond the Atlantic Sea). Jayne was discovered by the crew from Porn Week and brought to America for a few days last September, during which she shot [...]
Erotica L.A. in a nutrag
As the adult industry adapts to a changing economy it also continues to evolve. Nowhere was porn’s dedication to the new sexual aesthetic more apparent than at this weekend’s Erotica L.A., in which fans in and out of wheelchairs sampled the erotic future of 22″ rims, glass bongs, and scented candles. And, in a tribute [...]
Interpreting the AVN Nominations – A Primer
If one were to download the PDF version of this year’s AVN nominations in 120 categories it would result in a document 58 pages long. By contrast, the 1984 awards contained only 18 categories. The big winner that year was Scoundrels, about the consequences of adultery. Today we commit adultery over coffee. This reflects both [...]
Seen Here LastTM: Today’s Domme Stoya
StoyaTM, Pig-Spanish for the verb To Be, has become Digital Playground’s newest contract performer. “We wanted to cash in on the steveporn craze the emo kids are so concerned with,” no one associated with the company said. “We figured: ‘It’s less work’.” Stoya’s assimilation into Digital PlayBorg was announced during last week’s Berlin Fair, an [...]
Barely Babysitters
These movies are similar in that the titles suggest characters younger than the people in the cast. That doesn’t make them bad; there is just a disconnect between presentation and reality, like when I talk about skateboards and Ritalin. Read the review for Babysitters here. Read the review for Barely Legal 75 here .
Babysitters: The hand that rocks the cradle, other things
Not one parent who lays eyes on a babysitter in this movie even leaves the house. On the other hand, wherever those children are, they are severely neglected. Also, it behooves me to remind you that this image is courtesy of DigitalPlayground.com: The Filmmakers’ Company’s Website. Also, Angie Savage doesn’t play a babysitter in this [...]
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Babysitters
Studio: Digital Playground Director: Robby D. Cast: Jesse Jane, Shay Jordan, Sophia Santi, Teagan Presley, Sasha Grey, Nikki Benz, Nautica Thorn, Gina Lynn, Tommy Gunn, Lexxi Tyler, Sammie Rhodes, Alektra Blue, Angie Savage, Ben English, Charles Dera, Jerry, Saascha, Scott Nails, Tony De Sergio, Tyler Durden, Jay Lassiter Round about the time I thought I’d [...]
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Audrey Bitoni: Comin’ At Ya!
The moments I like best in porn movies are usually the transitions. A lot of directors will endeavor to edit them out but when, every now and then, the viewer is treated to the quick hop-off and hop-on between positions, it’s a treat. Why? Because no director has an opinion about how a performer should [...]
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Because having actual Asians would ruin it
Janine and Sophia Santi star in Digital Playground’s Way of the Dragon, which is described as “a surreal journey through a sensual dreamscape of Asian customs, fantasies, and sexual delights.” I, for one, laud Digital Playground’s bold move to not have any Asians in the film. I believe that anything that purports to explore a [...]
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