Sparkling, ejaculating water circa 1976

Doubtless you’ve seen the fellatastic Burger King ad, and above is a 33-year-old ad for Perrier that explains where test tube babies come from.

Below, see the false “German” Sprite ad, which its director says was made as a joke and which was by no means endorsed or financed by the Coca Cola company. Good thing, because nothing spells caffeine-free refreshment like a lawsuit.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Traffic Dude dead; Blowjob MRI

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