As you well know, the AVN Awards run like a Swiss clock. Still, after three or four people walked down the red carpet, the talent handlers just gave up on holding up little cards with the names and relied on the performers’ personal recognizance. That is how, for example, I knew I was looking at Flava Flav and not someone from “High on Crack Street.”
Regardless, I have no idea who these two women are and why they pull and bite at each other like Boston Terriers who – against God’s law and probably that of California – I want to have sex with. They put on a little show of yanking and straining against one another, these evil, delicious women, and yet I am left with no names. Only pleasant aches.
If you are they, or if you know who they are, please let me know. I want to talk with them in the worst way.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Jayden James – holy guacamole; Out of frame with Eva Dior; We shall overcome (on your face)
Take it to ADT…those lonely derelicts (my peers, apparently) can sniff out anyone.
Thats Shay Lynn in the Red Dress and Jaded Dawn in the Black.
if you really want to speak with them…..just let me know….
Sure! i wanna really speak with the Shay Lynn gal!