Mercenary Pictures subsidiary label Black Viking has, right out of the gate, released its love letter to ladies: a male solo jerkoff movie.
Handyman follows several fellows through the process of their becoming aroused by and spilling their seed to the idea of ladies like this website’s stunningly attractive, wealthy, and intelligent female readership.
“This is absolutely not for gay men like all other solo male product,” Mercenary owner Lexington Steele did not say. “This is for ladies.”
“What about your tranny movies?” he was not asked.
“Trannies are for everybody,” he didn’t maintain.
Director Tina Tyler, who normally helms girl/guy blowjob movies, is in charge of Handyman, starring Marco Banderas, Anthony Hardwood, JR Langdon, Niko, Jean Baptiste, Joey Ray, Mario Rossi, Reno, Tyler Knight, Deshaun Hayes, and Steele.
“By removing ladies from the equation and having the men service themselves,” Tyler did not say, “we cut the budget in half and added a whole new audience.”
“Surely not gay men,” she was not asked.
“Categorically not,” she did not say, winking.
“Handyman is another shell in the double-barreled assault Mercenary and Black Viking brings to the adult industry,” Steele allegedly said, using a gun reference maybe a little inappropriately.
Previously: Oh yes I would know; Tina Tyler refuses to stop being hot
See also: Lexington Steele
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