Following the news that Carmen Luvana and Tommy Gunn are to be co-hosts, organizers of the FAME awards have announced comedian “Reverend” Bob Levy as Master of Ceremonies.
Why does an event that already has two hosts need a Master of Ceremonies?
Because joke-telling wackiness is not what one associates with Carmen Luvana. Rather it is her overwhelming love for me and her ability to communicate that using sexual proxies on film.
To force this gentle creature to say things like, “So how are you all doing tonight? Make some noise!” is to deny Luvana the very thing that makes her my girlfriend of three years: a lack of the inner conflict necessary to turn to comedy for a living.
That is why Levy was added, at the risk of making FAME’s format appear similar to the AVN show. Levy represents the fan side of the equation, and will fill time on stage when Luvana needs to powder, lube, and adjust. He will also warm up the audience.
Levy has his own program on Sirius Radio. His porn emcee qualifications include eating bleu cheese dressing out of Tabitha Stevens’ ass on Howard Stern’s show.
I have high hopes for the FAME awards and have sent international observers to make sure the voting remains legitimate. I have been told that several IP addresses have been scrubbed due to people attempting to double-cast votes. This is important to me because, like Fox Mulder, I want to believe.
Previously: Carmen Luvana to host FAME awards
See also: FAME Awards, Adam & Eve
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